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Rebecca Rice  
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 More options Jul 5, 2:09 am
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From: Rebecca Rice <philosphe...@sbcglobal.net>
Date: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:09:05 -0700
Local: Sat, Jul 5 2008 2:09 am
Subject: Changing titles
Seeing how it's a holiday, I thought I would see if people
would like to play a game.  Lo these many years ago, when I
was in high school, a friend and I would refer to books by
altered titles.  The rules were simple:  change one word to
a synonym in one definition, that totally changes the
meaning of the title.

However, the only one I can remember off-hand is:

The Power That Preserves -> The Power That Jams.

I know we had several others, and I figured this well-read,
erudite group can come up with some new ones.

Rebecca


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Rich Horton  
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 More options Jul 5, 2:24 am
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From: Rich Horton <rrhor...@prodigy.net>
Date: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:24:53 -0500
Local: Sat, Jul 5 2008 2:24 am
Subject: Re: Changing titles
On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:09:05 -0700, Rebecca Rice

Tolkien's novel about a gossip, Lord of the Phone Calls

Asimov's baseball novel, Second Base

Le Guin's horror novel, The Sinister Darkness (OK, that one's a
stretch)


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Johnny Tindalos  
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 More options Jul 5, 3:09 am
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From: Johnny Tindalos <Jamai...@UnrealEmail.arg>
Date: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:09:57 -0500
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Subject: Re: Changing titles
Rich Horton <rrhor...@prodigy.net> wrote in
news:s25t64ldn61n6j43vmtn5kprt5gjabe1sd@4ax.com:

To make _A Dance With Deadlines_ joke would be crass, no?

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Daphne Brinkerhoff  
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 More options Jul 5, 3:15 am
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From: Daphne Brinkerhoff <cend...@hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 15:15:31 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Jul 5 2008 3:15 am
Subject: Re: Changing titles
On Jul 4, 5:09 pm, Johnny Tindalos <Jamai...@UnrealEmail.arg> wrote:

> > On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:09:05 -0700, Rebecca Rice
> > <philosphe...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> >>Seeing how it's a holiday, I thought I would see if people
> >>would like to play a game.  Lo these many years ago, when I
> >>was in high school, a friend and I would refer to books by
> >>altered titles.  The rules were simple:  change one word to
> >>a synonym in one definition, that totally changes the
> >>meaning of the title.

> To make _A Dance With Deadlines_ joke would be crass, no?

Well, it wouldn't really be following the rules of the game (unless
"dragons" is a synonym for "deadlines" that I'm not aware of).

The Armageddon Menstruation, on the other hand, would qualify.

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Daphne


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D.F. Manno  
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 More options Jul 5, 4:21 am
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From: "D.F. Manno" <dfma...@mail.com>
Date: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:21:55 -0400
Local: Sat, Jul 5 2008 4:21 am
Subject: Re: Changing titles
In article <s25t64ldn61n6j43vmtn5kprt5gjabe...@4ax.com>,
 Rich Horton <rrhor...@prodigy.net> wrote:

Clarke's Indian romance novel, "Date with Rama."

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The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in
moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification
for selfishness. (John Kenneth Galbraith)


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Quadibloc  
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 More options Jul 5, 9:49 am
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From: Quadibloc <jsav...@ecn.ab.ca>
Date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 21:49:21 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Jul 5 2008 9:49 am
Subject: Re: Changing titles
On Jul 4, 5:21 pm, "D.F. Manno" <dfma...@mail.com> wrote:

Fairly trivial ones come to mind: "The Clock Machine" by Wells, and
"At the Mountains of Anger" by Lovecraft, Alfred Bester's "The Station
Man", Edgar Rice Burroughs' "Thuvia, Domestic of Mars"... or even
Philip Jose Farmer's novel of the joys of obtaining protein, "Meat".

Stretching things a bit, John Brunner's war novel "Stand active,
Zanzibar!".

Arthur C. Clarke's melancholy "Against the Autumn of Night"? Isaac
Asimov's "Twilight", and John W. Campbell's "Nightfall"?

Ah, finally something slightly better... Cyril Kornbluth and Frederic
Pohl's "The Room Merchants", a sordid tale of apartment hunting in New
York.

John Savard


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Kurt Busiek  
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 More options Jul 5, 11:00 am
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From: Kurt Busiek <k...@busiek.comics>
Date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 23:00:30 -0700
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Subject: Re: Changing titles
On 2008-07-04 21:49:21 -0700, Quadibloc <jsav...@ecn.ab.ca> said:

Asordid tale of apartment-hunting in New York?  I wrote one of those:

http://www.watt-evans.com/ClashofTitans.html

kdb


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"ppint. at IMT"  
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 More options Jul 5, 12:56 pm
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From: v$af$pp...@i-m-t.demon.co.uk ("ppint. at IMT")
Date: Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:56:44 +0100 (BST)
Local: Sat, Jul 5 2008 12:56 pm
Subject: Re: Changing titles
        - hi; in rasfwr article, <djwbk.884$zv7....@flpi143.ffdc.sbc.com>,
           philosphe...@sbcglobal.net "Rebecca Rice" playfully proposed:

>Seeing how it's a holiday, I thought I would see if people would like
>to play a game.

        - there're times when the denetzens of this newsfroup would not?

>Lo these many years ago, when I was in high school, a friend and I would
>refer to books by altered titles.  The rules were simple: change one word
>to a synonym in one definition, that totally changes the meaning of the
>title.

        - the principle of synonymity may get strained - just a little;

>However, the only one I can remember off-hand is: The Power That Preserves
> -> The Power That Jams.  I know we had several others, and I figured this
>well-read, erudite group can come up with some new ones.

        - you stamp-collector, you; but yes, the observable interests (not
        to say, predilections) of the froup do make this appear at least
        tolerably likely, yes; i hope none is more politically unsound than:

                    _The Moon is a Harsh Mattress_

        - love, a ppint. happy to have two thrids the shop open again
            [please drop the "v", and change the "f" to a "g",
                should you wish to cc. to, or email, me]
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             - jim darby, 2/9/96 (9/2/96 for merkins)


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Gene  
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 More options Jul 5, 1:12 pm
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From: Gene <g...@chewbacca.org>
Date: Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:12:46 GMT
Local: Sat, Jul 5 2008 1:12 pm
Subject: Re: Changing titles
v$af$pp...@i-m-t.demon.co.uk ("ppint. at IMT") wrote in
news:20080705.0756.80701002snz$@i-m-t.demon.co.uk:

>  i hope none is more politically unsound than:

>                  _The Moon is a Harsh Mattress_

The Moon is an Irritating Whore?

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Gene  
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 More options Jul 5, 1:55 pm
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From: Gene <g...@chewbacca.org>
Date: Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:55:07 GMT
Local: Sat, Jul 5 2008 1:55 pm
Subject: Re: Changing titles
Gene <g...@chewbacca.org> wrote in news:Xns9AD2C3757668genewardsmithsbcglob@
207.115.33.102:

>>                  _The Moon is a Harsh Mattress_

> The Moon is an Irritating Whore?

Of course, the original rules were to change just one word, so how about:

The Moon is a Harsh Dominatrix?


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David Cowie  
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 More options Jul 5, 8:09 pm
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From: David Cowie <david_co...@lineone.net>
Date: Sat, 5 Jul 2008 08:09:03 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: Re: Changing titles
On Jul 4, 10:09 pm, Rebecca Rice <philosphe...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> I know we had several others, and I figured this well-read,
> erudite group can come up with some new ones.

Will this do?
Alfred Bester's novel about stalkers: THE CELEBRITIES MY DESTINATION.
Alfred Bester's grammatically controversial THE FEATURES A PERFORMANCE
BY MY DESTINATION.

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