> >Seeing how it's a holiday, I thought I would see if people
> >would like to play a game.  Lo these many years ago, when I
> >was in high school, a friend and I would refer to books by
> >altered titles.  The rules were simple:  change one word to
> >a synonym in one definition, that totally changes the
> >meaning of the title.

> >However, the only one I can remember off-hand is:

> >The Power That Preserves -> The Power That Jams.

> >I know we had several others, and I figured this well-read,
> >erudite group can come up with some new ones.

> Tolkien's novel about a gossip, Lord of the Phone Calls

> Asimov's baseball novel, Second Base

> Le Guin's horror novel, The Sinister Darkness (OK, that one's a
> stretch)