Seeing how it's a holiday, I thought I would see if people
would like to play a game.  Lo these many years ago, when I
was in high school, a friend and I would refer to books by
altered titles.  The rules were simple:  change one word to
a synonym in one definition, that totally changes the
meaning of the title.

However, the only one I can remember off-hand is:

The Power That Preserves -> The Power That Jams.

I know we had several others, and I figured this well-read,
erudite group can come up with some new ones.

Rebecca