> > "Raider Fan" <raidersgotscrew...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:7gi4k5xhgf.ln2@recgroups.com...
> > > I've been following the WSOP from the start, and I haven't seen his name
> > > yet.  Is he even going to play the main event?  Do you guys still see him
> > > in the local So Cal tourneys?

> > Jerry is currently holding foot washing services for all of his "best
> > friends for life" that he met at last year's final table.  There is an
> > unconfirmed rumor that Jerry will hold a prayer service at this years WSOP
> > main event for all those who make the money.  In the interim, he continues
> > his contest with Men Nugyen to see who can assemble the largest posse of
> > boat people.  In addition, Jerry remains in discussion with Purina about a
> > deal to endorse their cat chow.  Although it appears PETA is conducting an
> > investigation regarding reports of missing cats in Jerry's neighborhood.

> > Irish Mike

> No need to overdo it. Your title of "Asshole of RGP" is secure.