> "Raider Fan" <raidersgotscrew...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:7gi4k5xhgf.ln2@recgroups.com...
> > I've been following the WSOP from the start, and I haven't seen his name
> > yet.  Is he even going to play the main event?  Do you guys still see him
> > in the local So Cal tourneys?

> Jerry is currently holding foot washing services for all of his "best
> friends for life" that he met at last year's final table.  There is an
> unconfirmed rumor that Jerry will hold a prayer service at this years WSOP
> main event for all those who make the money.  In the interim, he continues
> his contest with Men Nugyen to see who can assemble the largest posse of
> boat people.  In addition, Jerry remains in discussion with Purina about a
> deal to endorse their cat chow.  Although it appears PETA is conducting an
> investigation regarding reports of missing cats in Jerry's neighborhood.

> Irish Mike